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Miramar Man Gets Bitten by a Coral Snake; Bad Things Ensue
September 03, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Cops Arrest Man Obsessed With Fox News After He Threatens to Kill Liberal Girlfriend
August 31, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
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Homeless Guy Gets 180 Days in Jail for Stealing $2 Worth of Candy
August 31, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Delvis Rodriguez-Ramos (Marion County Sheriff's Office)Better get a candy lineup ready. Delvis Rodriguez-Ramos, a 21-year-old homeless man, was sentenced to 180 days in jail for stealing a Twix and...
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Clint Eastwood Talking to a Chair Is the Most Old-Person Thing to Ever Happen in Florida
August 31, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
There was a lot speculation on who the big supersecret "surprise" speaker at the RNC would be. Would it be Sarah Palin? Tim Tebow? A hologram of Ronald Reagan? Perhaps a...
Old Lady Fights Off Burglar
August 31, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
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Allen West and Patrick Murphy Are All Tied Up, According to Poll
August 30, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Looks like Rep. Allen West has himself a race. His challenger for the 18th District, Democrat Patrick Murphy, has a 47 to 46 percent edge over West, according to a...
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Dolphins Jet Hits Another Plane on Dallas Airport Tarmac
August 30, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
This friggin' team. In what is possibly the greatest metaphor ever produced by the fates, the Miami Dolphins charter plane apparently clipped another parked plane as it was backing out during...
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Obama-Masked Robber Has Been Arrested
August 30, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Last March, we told you about a guy who was robbing Palm Beach County Burger Kings and McDonald's restaurants with a gun while wearing an Obama mask.Well, according to Riviera...
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Dead Body Found on Road; Cops Arrest Three Suspects
August 30, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
(via WPTV)The body of a 22-year-old man was found in the middle of the road in Delray early this morning, and now cops say they have three people in custody. Responding...
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Paul Ryan Introduces Himself to America With Lies
August 30, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
See also: Paul Ryan Isn't Helping Mitt in Florida, Hasn't Actually Run the Numbers on Budget Plan; Paul Ryan Talks Medicare, Uses Mom as Mascot to Make His Point; Poll: Floridians Not...
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Dolphins Finish Winless in Preseason
August 30, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
In what is the least shocking news ever, the Miami Dolphins headed into Dallas yesterday and proceeded to get blasted in the face by a bazooka at the hands of...
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Jason Taylor Will Join the Dan LeBatard Show Starting Next Week
August 29, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Well now, here's some decent Miami Dolphins news. Lincoln Financial Media's WAXY-AM (790, "The Ticket") announced today that former Dolphins defensive end Jason Taylor will be joining the Dan Le Batard...
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Broward's School Bus Mess Has Turned Into Finger-Pointing Farce
August 29, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
See also: Broward's School Bus System Is a Mess The Broward school bus mess has officially gone plaid. Broward Schools Superintendent Robert Runcie blamed the whole thing on union sabotage. That's right,...
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Rick Scott Touring Palm Beach County Today
August 29, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Tropical Storm Isaac might be gone and Palm Beach might be a little drier... but it's about to get creepier! But in a good way. Maybe. Hopefully. Gov. Rick Scott is in town,...
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Marco Rubio Was on the Daily Show Last Night
August 29, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Marco Rubio appeared on the Daily Show With Jon Stewart last night, on same the night that the rest of the GOP got together up in Tampa to hear Chris...
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Teacher Stole an iPad From Her School and Sold It at Best Buy, Police Say
August 29, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Julia King (Pinellas County Sheriff's Office)According to Pinellas County cops, Julia King, a Dunedin Middle Schooll, was arrested for dealing in stolen property after she stole an iPad from her...
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Hard Knocks Episode 4: All Vontae Davis Wants to Do Is Call His Grandma
August 29, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Last night's episode of Hard Knocks was all heartache and Jeff Ireland. We saw the stark reality of players' dreams of playing professional football halted by the cruel, cutthroat world...
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All but Eight Palm Beach County Schools Will Be Open Wednesday
August 28, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Bad news, kids not living in Loxahatchee or the Acreage. After two straight days of no school -- and one half day of not being sure what what would be decided...
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Marco Rubio Got Interrupted by Hecklers Today
August 28, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Marco Rubio was giving a speech to the Florida delegation at the Innisbrook Resort in Tampa today, when he was interrupted several times by members of Stand Up Florida. Among them...
Prayer Moved Isaac Away From the RNC, Apparently
August 28, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
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Jake Long Is Fine; Dolphins Still Suck
August 28, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
NYAA!!Yesterday during Dolphins practice, left tackle Jake Long (aka "THE WARHAMMER") went down like a sack of hammers, continuing his yearly trend of getting injured just before the last game of the...
Palm Beach Is Flooded, and There's More Rain on the Way
August 28, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Man Jumps From Carnival Cruise Ship
August 28, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
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Charlie Crist Continues His Sticking It to the GOP Tour, Will Speak at DNC Next Week
August 28, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Charlie Crist is really taking this Republicans suck thing seriously. Coming on the heels of his endorsement of Barack Obama, the former Republican governor is now slated to be a...
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Palm Beach Schools Closed on Tuesday
August 27, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
No school woo hoo! (Or no woo hoo, depending on whom you ask.)Looks like Isaac did enough damage that Palm Beach schools will be closed tomorrow too. As we pointed out...
