Email AuthorChris Joseph
Featured Entry
A Police Officer in Obama's Motorcade Was Struck and Killed
September 10, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Well now, this is awful. Jupiter Police Officer Bruce St. Laurent, who was riding in a motorcade for President Obama as the president was on his way to the Palm Beach...
Featured Entry
Dolphins Get Batted Down by Texans 30-10
September 10, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Well, that went exactly as one would have expected things to go. The Miami Dolphins headed into Houston for Sunday's opening game of the 2012 NFL season and promptly got their...
Featured Entry
Obama: "We Win Florida, We Win the Election"
September 10, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
President Obama was in Florida yesterday during a bus tour, hitting up Melbourne and West Palm Beach and inexplicably getting a bear hug from a pizza guy. Obama spoke to roughly...
Florida Cop Makes Assassination Comment About Obama on Facebook
September 07, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Featured Entry
Teen Poses as a Police Officer So He Could "Arrest" His Shoplifting Buddy
September 07, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
(via WTPS)Oh, teenagers. Two Port St. Lucie teen boys wanted to buy stuff at a their neighborhood Walmart but just didn't have any money. So they hatched a fail-safe plan. One dude robs...
Featured Entry
Miami Dolphins 2012 Season Preview: Innovators of Suck
September 07, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Your Miami Dolphins are set to kickoff the 2012 season this Sunday at Houston (a team, incidentally, they have never beaten ever in the entire existence of American tackle football...
Featured Entry
Doctor Accused of Beating a Dog to Death Kills Himself
September 07, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Last week, Isaias Lerner-Biber, a South Florida cardiologist who worked with the South Broward Physicians Group in Coconut Creek, was arrested for beating a dog to death with a hammer. He...
Featured Entry
Charlie Crist Goes Full Democrat at DNC (Still Isn't a Democrat)
September 07, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Remember when Charlie Crist used to be a Republican? Well Charlie Crist does. And he thinks it used to be pretty great. And then Barack Obama went and hugged him...
Featured Entry
Bill Clinton Just Might Win Obama Florida
September 06, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
In case you missed it, Bill Clinton had a few billion things to say last night during his DNC speech. The former president spoke for approximately 48 minutes (and might still...
Featured Entry
Kim Rothstein, Wife of Ponzi Schemer Scott, Charged With Conspiracy to Commit Money Laundering
September 06, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Remember Scott Rothstein? The dirtbag who is currently serving 50 years in federal prison for running the largest investment fraud in South Florida history?Well, turns out his wife is equally devious...
Featured Entry
Red Sox Fan Who Robbed Boca Raton Bank in Custody, According to FBI
September 06, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Alleged bank robbah Miles Dowling of Newton Maaaas. GO SAWWKS!!Myles Dowling of Newton Massachusetts was arrested for robbing a PNC Bank in Boca Raton last week, according to an FBI...
Featured Entry
Southern Alliance for Clean Energy Looking to Fight Off Rising Nuclear Power Costs for FPL Customers
Politics, If You Can Call It That
September 06, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
In 2006, the undaunted geniuses in the Florida Legislature came up with the Florida Renewable Technology and Energy Efficiency Act, a shady law that basically gives utility companies like FPL...
Featured Entry
President Obama to Hold Free Campaign Visit in West Palm Beach on Sunday
September 06, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
President Obama is scheduled to hit up West Palm during a campaign stop this Sunday. FOR FREE. Aw, yeah. The POTUS will be speaking at the Palm Beach County Convention Center...
Featured Entry
Belle Glade Man Arrested for Not Telling Girl He Had Oral Sex With That He Is HIV-Positive
September 06, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Earl Coney Jr. ( Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office)Earl D. Coney Jr. is accused of having oral sex with a 16-year-old girl without telling her he is HIV-positive. On August...
Featured Entry
Davie Police Say Vehicle That Killed 86-Year-Old Rita Chiero May Have Been Identified
September 05, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Rita Chiero with her granddaughter Angela. (via Sun-Sentinel) Cops may have found the car involved in this sad hit-and-run case. On Monday, Rita Chiero was using a walker to get around her...
Cops: Woman Hit Husband With a Brick and Then Called Police to Report She Was Attacked
September 05, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Featured Entry
Broward School Bus Mess Still Messy (Updated)
September 05, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
See also: Broward's School Bus System Is A Mess; Broward's School Bus Mess Has Turned Into Finger-Pointing Farce Update: Tindall announced that he's taking a medical leave for at least...
Featured Entry
Hard Knocks Season Finale: The Tannehills Make a Table!
September 05, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Last night was the season finale of Hard Knocks, which means it's all downhill for the Miami Dolphins from here on out. As far as season finales go, this one was...
Featured Entry
Couple Arrested After Their Threesome Goes a Tad Awry
September 05, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
When a mnage trois ends with guns being fired into the ceiling, the SWAT team being called in, someone yelling, "Bitch, I'll fucking kill you!" and someone getting Tasered,...
Featured Entry
Obama Says He's the Miami Heat, Romney Is Jeremy Lin
September 05, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Remember Linsanity? The New York Knicks point guard who took the world by storm because he came out of nowhere, and because the New York sports media are insane? Lin was...
Featured Entry
Dan Marino Tells Dolphins Fans to Be Patient
September 04, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Appearing as a guest at the Dolphins' Touchdown Club luncheon today at Bokamper's Bar and Grill, Dan Marino told Dolphins fans to chill with all the anger over the fact...
Featured Entry
346-Pound Man Punches Domino's Pizza Guy for Forgetting His Garlic Knots, Cops Say
September 04, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Still waitin' on them garlic knots.Remember those Domino's Pizza ads in which they were all sorry about their shitty pizza and promised to make things better? Well, one Vero Beach man...
Guy Gets Super High, Calls 911 Twice to Report His Dreams
September 04, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Featured Entry
Floridians Think Obama Is Better at Speeches Than Romney Is
September 04, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
According to a new poll conducted by Public Policy Polling (the PPP, y'all) after the RNC last week, 58 percent of 1,548 likely Florida voters polled said that Barack Obama...
Featured Entry
Allen West: Democrats "the Most Racist Party I've Ever Seen in My Life"
September 04, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
The sun rises, the sun sets, and Allen West says some ridiculously hyperbolic shit. It's all part of the fabric of life, the universe, and everything. Speaking to a group...
