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Paul Ryan Zings Obama on Foreign Policy, Fed Reserve
September 17, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Master marathon runner Paul Ryan was in Tampa over the weekend where he jumped in on the President Obama Terrorist Coddling Weakness Apologizing Paloozafest 2012. "If we project weakness, they come,"...
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Dolphins Take Down Raiders 35-13
September 17, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Holy shit. The Dolphins won. Oh yes. They so did. The Miami Dolphins were able to go into Sunday's game against the Raiders and not do that thing where they play...
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Cannabis Washes Ashore in Lauderdale-by-the-Sea
September 14, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
(Broward Sheriff's Office)Every now and then, beachgoers run into debris that has washed up on shore: seaweed, jellyfish, seashells, and the occasional plastic CVS bag. And now you can add weed...
Three Broward County Charter Schools Close Their Doors
September 14, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
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Connie Mack Joins Fellow GOPers in Attacking Obama for Libya
September 14, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Joining the likes of other people down in recent polls like Mittington Romnom, Allen West: COMMIE HUNTER and people who have become wholly irrelevant like Sarah Palin, Florida Rep. Connie...
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Walmart Asks School They Kicked Out To Come Back And Sing For Them
September 14, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Yesterday we told you about the Pembroke Pines Walmart that did the most Walmart thing ever by telling school kids to take their 9/11 singing tributes someplace else. Even though...
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Mitt Romney Hitting Up Florida For More Fundraisers Next Week
September 14, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Florida is a swing state. Even robots are aware of this. So, Mitt Romney will be hitting up Florida next week for four different major fund-raising events within a 24-hour period...
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Obama Would Beat Up Romney in a Fistfight, According to Poll
September 13, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
With all the trash-talking and name-calling that goes on during presidential elections, it's high time we go back to the way these things were settled according to what we learned...
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Bill Nelson and Connie Mack Television Debate Is Set
September 13, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
The Bill Nelson-Connie Mack race is pretty much America's most closely watched Senate race. And now incumbent Nelson -- the Democrat -- and Mack -- the Republican -- have agreed...
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Obama's Bear-Hug Pizza Guy Hugs Charlie Crist
September 13, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
While at a Patrick Murphy fundraiser yesterday, Charlie Crist was asked about Scott Van Duzer's bear-hugging President Obama. And Crist expressed a strong desire to meet the man. "You know what?"...
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Obama Says Romney "Shoots First, Aims Later"
September 13, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Yesterday we told you about how one RoboRomney seized the opportunity of the attacks on Libya that left Chris Stevens and other U.S. diplomats dead to pounce on Obama's terrorist-coddling,...
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Walmart Says Sorry for Telling Little Kids They Couldn't Sing at Their Store on 9/11
September 13, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Because Walmart is a gaping maw of soul-eating despair, this story shouldn't be too surprising. But somehow it is. As part of a school-related "I Will" campaign, which encourages kids to...
Dolphins' Daniel Thomas Passes Concussion Test, Still Won't Play Sunday
September 12, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
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Allen West Blames Obama for Libya Attack
September 12, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
You know who used facts in their arguments all the time? COMMIES.What's this? An Obama Done Coddled the Terrorists and Apologizes to Them All the Time party? And Allen West...
Cops: Woman Arrested for Pulling Gun on Man While Having Sex in a Moving Car
September 12, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
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Mitt Romney Accuses Obama of "Apology" for America After Attack in Libya
September 12, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
See also: Allen West Blames Obama For Libya AttackDuring his RNC speech, Mitt Romney mentioned Afghanistan like none times. But today, following the attack on the U.S. consulate in Benghazi and...
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Dan Marino Loses Millions in Digital Domain Bankruptcy, According to Report
September 12, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Digital Domain, the Florida-based visual effects company that gave the world Titanic, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, and a Tupac hologram, filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy recently. And now, according...
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Teen Shoots Himself Through the Penis and Testicle
September 12, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
"Just chillin, cleaning my gun, bro..." BLAM!!!!! Good morning, Pulpsters! Had breakfast yet? Hope so. Because we got a story about a dude who shot himself in the cock! Happy Wednesday! A...
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Obama Rips the Miami Dolphins on Local Radio
September 11, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Barack Obama panders to no one! Especially not Dolphins fans because, well, that would be pretty stupid. Because they suck, you see. Obama made an appearance this morning on Pimp With a...
Man Arrested for Allegedly Throwing Pizza Slice at Ex-Wife
September 11, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
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Obama Bear-Hug Pizza Guy Says His Shop Is Now Facing Boycotts
Politics, If You Can Call It That
September 11, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Democrats hate freedom and love terrorists! You wanna do it up like a real 'Merican? Do what Republicans do: Call for boycotting a small business. AMERICA! FUCK YEAH! Scott Van Duzer, the Fort...
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Voodoo Explanation Gets Off Woman Accused of Threatening Federal Employee
September 11, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Brenda Charlestain (BSO)A woman was accused of making threats against a federal employee during a recorded phone call. But, it turns out, it was all just a big misunderstanding, and she...
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Kim Rothstein's Ring Is Valued at $450 Grand
September 11, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Convicted Ponzi plotter Scott Rothstein's wife, Kim, and her three friends were charged with conspiracy to commit money laundering last week. Kim and her pals allegedly hid more than a million...
Pizza Guy Who Bear-Hugged Obama Is Famous Now
September 10, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
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Allen West Did That Thing Where He Insinuated Obama Is a Commie, Again
September 10, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Papa Johns free pizza giveaway promo? The Nazis did that first! The sun rises, the sun sets, Allen West sees communists in his Cheerios. It's all part of the fabric of...
