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Dolphins-Jets Might Be Blacked Out This Weekend -- UPDATED
September 21, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
In probably the least surprising news ever, people don't want to pay well over $50 to go watch a mediocre football team. The result of that not-at-all-surprising news is that...
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Did Mitt Romney Go Brownface on Univision?
September 21, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
"Hole-ah. Yo soy Mitt Romney. Yo key-eh-roh tu vote."During his face-melting "47 percent" comments, Mittington Romnom RoboRomney Mittbot Doghater Romney also said that if he were Latino, he would so...
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Larry Beinfest to Be Fired by Miami Marlins Next Week, According to Report
September 21, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
The Miami Marlins had what you might call a bit of a crappy season. Even though they entered this year superexcited about their brand-new stadium, their brand-new $100 million payroll,...
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Broward County School District Recognizes LGBT History Month
September 20, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Well now, this is rather big/historical/excellent news. On Wednesday, the Broward County School District unanimously passed a formal resolution recognizing October as LGBT History Month.The resolution is meant to honor lesbian,...
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Jewish Voters Give Obama Big Lead in Florida, According to Poll
September 20, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Mittington Romnom RoboRomney Mittbot Romney ain't doing too hot with Jewish voters. That's according to a new poll from the American Jewish Committee. The poll, which surveyed 254 registered Jewish voters...
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Florida Man Almost Cooked and Ate Endangered Sea Turtle
September 20, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
A Tampa fisherman caught himself a turtle a few months ago, put it in a fresh-water tank, and kept it in his backyard. But his intent wasn't so much to...
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Marco Rubio Says Obama's Agenda Is Redistribution
September 20, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
As we mentioned yesterday, Mittington Mittbot's crack team went into damage control over his now infamous "47 percent" remarks by not only releasing a 14-year-old tape that apparently shows Barack...
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Democratic Candidates Being Attacked by Republican-Linked Liberal Named Group
September 20, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
People living in Delray might have received a mailer about Democrat Sen. Maria Sachs contributing to George W. Bush "more than once" and being in cahoots with Katherine Harris in...
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Rick Scott Gets Prickly With Reporter At Unemployment Questions
September 20, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
As we've recently pointed out, Rick Scott's been going around bragging about how unemployment numbers have gone down while he's been in office.Of course, what he hasn't mentioned is that...
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Marco Rubio to Talk About That Bombshell Obama Tape From 1998 That No One Cares About
September 19, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
The GOP is in full AH CRAP THE CAMPAIGN IS ON FIRE! FIX IT! FIX! OHHH THE HUMANITY!! mode and is sending in their golden boy to right the ship.No,...
Former City Commissioner Not Too Fired Up About All This "Talk Like A Pirate Day" Nonsense
September 19, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Florida Could Be Even Fatter by 2030
September 19, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
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Mitt Romney's Campaign Is One Giant Epic Fail, and It Started In Florida
September 19, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Congratulations, Florida. You probably maybe almost for sure destroyed Mitt Romney's hopes and dreams to become president of Don'tTreadOnMeLand. As we pointed about yesterday, RoboRomney set his pants on fire...
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Barack Obama Responds to Romney's 47 Percent Remarks on David Letterman
September 19, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
President Obama went on Letterman last night and addressed Mitt Romney's "47 percent" comments for the first time publicly.David Letterman broke the ice by asking Obama how much he weighed,...
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Clint Eastwood: "Somebody Dumb Enough to Ask Me to Their Convention Is Going to Take What They Get"
September 19, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Remember when Clint Eastwood got on stage at the RNC and started berating a chair? That was fun. In an interview with Extra during a junket for his new film, Clint...
Man Accused of Stuffing $450 Worth of Shoes and Clothes in Pants
September 18, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
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Jeff Ireland Allegedly Called a Dolphins Fan an "Asshole" on Sunday UPDATED
September 18, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Miami Dolphins general manager is not a very popular guy around town (save maybe for a few still-loyal zombies here and there). And according to several fans who attended Sunday's...
Joe Philbin Purchases $1.78 Million Home in Davie
September 18, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
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Ski Slope Coming to Sunrise, Maybe
September 18, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Pelion Sunrise, a South Florida group led by tennis center owner Norman Canter, is pitching a giant winter-themed entertainment complex complete with skiing, snowboarding, sledding, snowmobiling, ice skating, and other...
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Mitt Romney's "47 Percent" Fundraiser Host Lives in Boca, Loves Sex Parties
September 18, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Marc Leder (thinks "Invisible Touch" was Genesis' undisputed masterpiece).Remember those remarks that one Willard Mittington Romnom RoboRomney Romney made at a fundraiser that broke the internet yesterday? The one where...
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Mitt Romney Video Leaks, Basically Calls Obama Supporters Freeloaders
September 17, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
It seems like Mittington Romnom RoboRomney has officially set his pants on fire. In a video leaked to Mother Jones, Mitt Romney describes Obama's supporters as people "who believe that...
Rick Scott Is Lying About FCAT, Unemployment Numbers, According to PolitiFact Florida
September 17, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Royal Caribbean Passenger Lost at Sea, Coast Guard Says
September 17, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
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Cannabis That Washed Ashore on Beach Gets Man in Trouble
September 17, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
On Friday, we told you about several 15-pound sacks of weed that washed ashore on the beach near Commercial Boulevard. Some "Good Samaritans" saw the marijuana bricks and immediately called...
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Atlantic High Unveils Crazy Neon Uniforms
September 17, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
A few years ago, the Oregon Ducks unveiled neon-green uniforms to the masses. The colors were retro and the style unique. Then everyone went bananas with the neon green...
