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Allen West Event Disrupted by Protesters, Beer Throwing
September 28, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Protesters interrupted an Allen West event the other day at Pirates Cove Resort & Marina from their balcony above the congressman.West was six minutes into his speech Wednesday after noon...
Man Robs Mexican Restaurant but Orders Soft Tacos First
September 27, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
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Broward Transit Bus Evacuated After Supposed Bomb Threat
September 27, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Traffic in and around the Golden Glades Interchange slowed to a crawl (slower than usual, anyway), after a Broward County Transit bus had to be evacuated following a bomb threat,...
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Joe Biden Visiting Florida on Friday and Saturday
September 27, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
He's like the crazy uncle who comes to your family holiday party and says awkward things but always has a dollar to give ya 'cause he thinks you're awesome, squirt....
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Alligator That Bit Off Elderly Woman's Arm Has Been Killed
September 27, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
O HAI.Yesterday we told you about 84-year-old Carol Hough being found bleeding in a Lake County canal from an apparent alligator attack. We also told you the alligator ripped her arm...
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Paul Ryan's Mom Is Now the Florida Seniors for Romney Chairwoman
September 27, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Things are not going so hot for one Mittington Willard Mitt Romnom Dog Torturer Mittbot RoboRomney Romney down here in Florida. He's trailing in polls, and old people hate his running...
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Thieves Arrested After Bragging on Facebook
September 27, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Billy Jean Jacques and Jon Coleman (via Jean Jacques' facebook)A pair of alleged armed robbers were caught when one of their victims spotted them on a Facebook page bragging about...
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Karlos Dansby Says the 2012 Dolphins Have More Talent Than the 2008 Super Bowl Cardinals
September 26, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
The 1-2 Miami Dolphins are in Arizona this weekend to face the 3-0 first-place Cardinals. During midweek interviews with the media, Dolphins linebacker Karlos Dansby, who was a member of...
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Allegedly Drunk Man on Horse Arrested After Police Chase
September 26, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Charles Larkin Cowart (Flagler County Police)A man was allegedly drunk while riding a horse as he led police on a half-hour chase through Bunnell, Florida. Charles Larkin Cowart, 29, was arrested...
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Alligator Rips Elderly Woman's Arm Off
September 26, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
An 84-year-old woman, whose name has not yet been released, was airlifted to Orlando Regional Medical Center after she was found bleeding in a canal from an apparent alligator attack,...
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Marion County Schools Might Start Paddling Students
September 26, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Assume the position!Good news, Marion County kids! Paddling might be making a return to your school! Yay! Carol Ely, an incoming School Board member and former principal, wants to bring corporal...
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Paul Ryan Compares Obama to NFL Replacement Refs in Clumsiest Analogy Ever
September 26, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
In case you've been trapped under something heavy, you already heard about how the replacement referees screwed the Packers on Monday night, when they awarded the Seahawks with a last-second...
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Allen West Calls Obama's Speech to the U.N. "More Apologies"
September 25, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
President Obama made a speech this morning to the General Assembly at the United Nations in which he condemned the anti-U.S. protests in the Middle East and North Africa in...
Arrest Made After Argument Over Chips Turns Into Domestic Assault
September 25, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Palm Beach County to Allow Pot-Bellied Pigs as Pets, Maybe
September 25, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
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Man Calls 911 After Daughter Refuses to Buy Him Beer
September 25, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Robert Hagerman (Pinellas County Sheriff's Office)Robert Hagerman just wanted to sit back with a cold one. So he asked his daughter go buy him some beer.She refused.So Hagerman had a...
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Paul Ryan Says Romney Presidency Will Rebuild NASA Without More Funding
September 25, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Hey girl, my love will make you see stars...Paul Ryan was in Florida over the weekend and revealed that Obama has ruined space exploration, just like he's ruined everything else....
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Cop Asks Man for Driver's License; He Hands Over a Squirrel
September 24, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Warren Thomas MichaelWarren Thomas Michael was crazy trashed when Fleming Island police pulled him over.How trashed?When the cop said the requisite "License and registration, please," Michael handed the officer a...
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Miami Marlins to Lower 2013 Payroll, According to Report
September 24, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
It was all downhill from here...The news regarding any South Florida sports team not named the Miami Heat continues to be miserable. After trading away Hanley Ramirez, Anibal Sanchez, and Omar...
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Marco Rubio Takes to Twitter to Go Off on American Airlines
September 24, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Marco Rubio was apparently trying to get to Washington on Friday night for some official Senate business when his American Airlines flight was delayed. So, like most of us might do,...
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Mother of Naked Boy Wandering Through the Streets Arrested
September 24, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Kelly Ann Gibbs, 41, is facing a variety of charges including felony child neglect. A three-year old boy was walking around the streets of New Port Richey naked. A driver...
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Dolphins Fall in OT to the Jets
September 24, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Duuuuuuuuudddeeee........The Miami Dolphins lost because they can no longer do the one thing this team was always only capable of doing -- kick field goals. And so the New York...
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Miami Dolphins vs. New York Jets Preview
September 21, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
The New York Jets head into town this weekend for TonySparanoRevengeTour2012. Both teams come into the week at 1-1 in a four-way tie between all teams in the AFC East...
Marty Millar, Former South Palm Beach Mayor, Arrested For Hitting a Cop For Taking His Date
September 21, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
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Alex Sink Would Defeat Rick Scott in 2014, According to Poll
September 21, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
STARE INTO THE VOIDIf scientists could harness the power of a black hole and build a time machine, we could use it to go back in time to kill Hitler...
