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Charles Barkley Says LeBron James Can Be Better Than Michael Jordan
October 04, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Looks like Charles Barkley is done trolling the Heat, because now he thinks LeBron James can be better than Michael Jordan."First of awl... gimme a cheese bergar..." After spending the past...
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Miami Marlins "Aggressively Seeking to Replace" Ozzie Guillen, According to Report
October 04, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
The Miami Marlins are a damn mess. They traded away a bunch of good players for a bunch of not-so-good players. They've had horrible attendance all year. They've lied about...
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Man Arrested After He Gets Into A Fight Over Obama-Romney With Wife
October 04, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
As you may have noticed, things are a wee sensitive these days when it comes to the election (no, really, check the comments on this here post and prepare your...
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Jim Lehrer's Moderating Style Was Basically Free-Form Jazz (With Memes!)
October 04, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Old man ain't care.Whether you think Obama was replaced by a sock puppet or Mitt was a mound of horse poo or have declared the election a landslide for Romney...
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Mitt Romney Wins Debate by Way of Lies, Lies, and More Lies
October 04, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Wake up this morning and the consensus is that Mittington Willard Romnom RoboRomney Mittbot won the first presidential debate over Velvet Thunder Barack. Most pundits on Twitter and your mother agree....
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Rick Scott Wants Your Money to Continue His Dumb Voter-Purge Crusade
October 03, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
No identification? NO VOTING FOR YOU! NYAHH!!Rick Scott, who got back on the voter-purge horse last week in order to weed out the hundreds of thousands 198 people who would...
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Manatee Molester Turns Herself In to Authorities
October 03, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Yesterday we told you about a lady who tried dry-humping riding a manatee like a horse and then disappeared into the ether. Pinellas County Sheriff's deputies were not amused and announced...
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Marco Rubio Gets After Joe Biden's Latest Gaffe
October 03, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Crazy Uncle Joe was campaigning in Charlotte on Tuesday and did that thing where he said stuff that makes Democrats smack themselves on the forehead. Speaking of Mitt Romney and how...
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Marlene Ross, Boynton Beach Commissioner, Sent Nude Pictures to Cousin, Report Says
Politics, If You Can Call It That
October 03, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Marlene RossBoynton Beach Commissioner Marlene Ross reportedly sent her first cousin nude photos of herself on Facebook. This may have led to her being extorted to vote a certain way....
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Matt Drudge "Unearths" Another Dumb Video of Obama Saying Stuff
October 03, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
When a video of Mittington Mittbot saying rich douchey things about the majority of Americans to other rich people surfaced a couple of weeks back, Matt Drudge released a 14-year-old...
Dwyane Wade Leaving Jordan Brand for Chinese Company
October 02, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
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Accused Manatee Molester Is on the Loose in St. Petersburg
October 02, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
WANTED: Manatee Molester! [Pinellas County Sheriff's Office]Pinellas County Sheriff's deputies are asking the public to help them catch an accused manatee molester. An unidentified woman is wanted for violating the Florida...
Man Inherits Huge Clown Collection
October 02, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
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Top Seven Reasons Broward Beaches Are Better Than Miami Beach's
October 02, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Sure, summer is officially over, but this is South Florida. It's summer here practically all year long. And as the snowbirds begin to descend upon our cities, it's high time...
Man Arrested for Bringing Gun Into Holy Land Experience
October 02, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
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Dalia Dippolito Cop, Sgt. Frank Ranzie, Under Investigation For Possible Kiddie Porn
October 02, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Sgt. Frank Ranzie during Dippolito trialBoynton Beach police Sgt. Frank Ranzie, the cop who handled the Dalia Dippolito murder-for-hire plot, is reportedly under investigation for having kiddie porn on his...
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LeBron James Is Apparently A Heroin Brand Name
October 01, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Upper Darby police in Philadelphia busted a major heroin dealer who who reportedly had 140 packets of smack labeled, "LeBron James." The packets include a silhouette of a man dunking...
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Palm Beach Failing to Make a Profit with Red-light Traffic Cameras
October 01, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Big Brother is watching. But Big Brother owes money.Those traffic light cameras that flash two seconds after you've run the red were supposed to pay bug for local governments. Instead,...
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Joe Biden Tells Florida Seniors Romney's Plan Will Tax Their Social Security
October 01, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Joe Biden got medieval on Romney and Ryan's asses over the weekend. Biden rallied supporters at his events in Boca Raton and Tamarac over the weekend, which were filled with Florida...
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Allen West Down By 9 to Patrick Murphy In Latest Poll
October 01, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
According to a poll taken for the Democratic group House Majority PAC by Garin-Hart-Yang Research, Allen West is trailing challenger Patrick Murphy 52 percent to 43 percent. THAT RESEARCH FIRM IS...
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Ryan Tannehill Sets Rookie Record, Dolphins Still Lose
October 01, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Ryan Tannehill threw for 431 yards. Brian Hartline caught 12 passes for 253 yards. Cameron Wake registered four sacks. And yet the Miami Dolphins still found a way to dip...
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Miami Dolphins at Arizona Cardinals Preview
September 28, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Remember when the 2012 NFL schedule was released and everybody saw Arizona on it and were all, LOLOLOL we're so gonna win that game? So much for that. The Cardinals are currently...
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James Pepe, Florida Teacher, Accused of Trying to Hire Hit Man to Kill Another Teacher
September 28, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
"Doctor Professor Pepe" (Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office)Being a teacher takes up a lot of one's time. There's barely time to chitchat, let alone have conversations to iron out some misunderstandings....
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Puppy That Was Buried Alive Rescued by Police
September 28, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
CUTENESS! OVERLOAD!Some asswipe in Williston, Florida, decided it would be a good idea to bury a two-week-old puppy alive.However, the puppy was found, dug up, and rescued by police, and...
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Rick Scott Continues Dumb Voter-Purge Crusade
September 28, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
"Purge them noncitizen voters! NYAHH!"Rick Scott is back on the voter-purge horse because Rick Scott is a voter fraud crusader! *Trumpet blast* On Wednesday, state officials sent local elections supervisors a...
