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Florida Will Measure Your Kids' Academic Goals by Race
October 12, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Oh for crapsake, Florida. On Tuesday, the Florida Board of Education agreed on a new strategic vision for the next six years: By 2018, a student's academic goals will be determined...
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Debbie Wasserman Schultz Poses for NOH8 Campaign on National Coming Out Day
October 11, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Today is National Coming Out Day, and Democratic National Committee Chairwoman U.S. Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz is all about it. Wasserman Schultz, along with Rep. Ted Deutch (D-Boca), posed for NO8H...
Man Steals Car, Does Doughnuts to Taunt Victim, Crashes
October 11, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
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Sky Cops Are Making Sure Palm Beach Residents Don't Speed or Crash
October 11, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
We all do it. We get on the highway, notice there aren't any cops around, and stomp down on the gas like we're Tony Stewart trying to win the Daytona...
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Robert Budhoo, Electrical Worker From Tamarac, Missing After MDC Garage Collapse
October 11, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
According to Miami-Dade Police, a third person has died following yesterday's horrific collapse of a parking garage at Miami Dade College's West Campus in Doral.Police say their mission is now...
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Allen West Rips Patrick Murphy for Supporting Same Medicare Cuts He Does
October 11, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Socialist hunter and conspiracy uncoverer Allen West voted for the Paul Ryan budget cuts that would affect Medicare. He also said those who oppose his backing of Ryan's plan are...
Pizza Guy Refuses to Give Up Pies to Would-Be Robber, Despite Getting Stun-Gunned
October 10, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
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Romney Volunteer Tells Florida Elderly That Muslim Obama Will Get Rid of Medicare
October 10, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
With the election a mere weeks away and the polls tightening ever so much, campaign workers and volunteers are burning the midnight oil to get their man a November victory. They're...
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Camille Brown Charged With Trying to Extort Claire's Founder
October 10, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Camille Brown (Palm Beach Sheriff's Office) Camille Brown was arrested and charged with extortion after she demanded the family that founded the Pembroke Pines-based Claire's stores pay her millions. Brown claimed she...
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Rick Scott Gave Out an Adult Phone Line Instead of Meningitis Hotline
October 10, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
This might be the most Rick Scott thing ever. During a meeting of the Florida Cabinet on Tuesday, Scott stepped up to give an update on the fungal meningitis outbreak the...
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Website Calls for Marlene Ross to Be Fired After Nude Photos Scandal
Politics, If You Can Call It That
October 09, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Last week, per the Palm Beach Post, we told you about Boynton Beach Commissioner Marlene Ross running into some trouble after it was revealed that she sent her lover (who...
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Donnie McLendon Shoots Himself While Playing Russian Roulette
October 09, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Donnie McLendonDaniel McKee and Thomas Rady told St. Pete Police officers that they were hanging out, drinking and smoking some pot when a home invader broke into their place in...
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Jeff Ireland Parody Song Reminds Us That Jeff Ireland Still Stinks
October 09, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
The Dolphins might have won Sunday, and it looks like their quarterback situation might have been solved. But one fact remains unchanged: Jeff Ireland still sucks as a general manager. And now...
Man Drives Car Into a House While Avoiding Gunfire
October 09, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
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Mitt Romney Hits Up Florida, Gets Face Wiped by Some Creepy Guy
October 09, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Fresh off a debate victory that ended the race and buried Obama forever, Mittington RoboRomney hit up Florida for a three-city gloat-a-thon in which he gave a couple of stump...
Number of Broward Food Stamp Recipients Declines
October 08, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Janitor Hid Camera in Elementary School Girl Locker Room, Say Cops
October 08, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
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West Palm Beach Man Accused of Attacking Wife With Scissors
October 08, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Joseph Duval (Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office)A West Palm beach couple got into an argument about the husband's failure to get his vehicle registered. Things quickly escalated. And by escalated, we...
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Boynton Beach Police Department Racked With Scandal and Allegations
October 08, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Boynton Beach elected officials are calling for a top-to-bottom review of a police department that's been fraught with attendance problems, squabbling, one cop that ran away to South America, angry...
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Miami Dolphins Take Down the Bengals on the Road
October 08, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
The Miami Dolphins took down the Bengals 17-13 yesterday, and for a change, Fins fans are able to wake up on a Monday morning and not have that feeling like...
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Miami Dolphins at Cincinnati Bengals Preview
October 05, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Your 1-3 Miami Dolphins and their 30th ranked pass defense head into Cincinnati this Sunday to take on Andy Dalton and his 103.0 quarterback rating. Meanwhile, cornerback Richard Marshall won't be...
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Allen West Thinks Obama Cooked Today's Unemployment Rate Numbers
October 05, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
In case you haven't heard, the unemployment rate went down to 7.8 percent -- the lowest in four years -- thanks to the addition of 114,000 jobs September and...
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Kevin James Buys $18 Millon Mansion in Delray
October 05, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Apparently starring in a mediocre formulaic sitcom and a dozen crappy movies in which you make funny faces and step on rakes that hit you in the face pays big,...
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Parasailing Regulations Get Shot Down in Broward
October 05, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Back in August, a woman visiting from Connecticut fell 200 feet from the sky and perished after the harness on her parasail failed. This was the second parasailing death since...
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Obama to Romney: "If you want to be president, you owe the American people the truth."
October 05, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
OH HAI FIESTY VELVET THUNDER OBAMA GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.A day after the debate in which the President of the United States of America was replaced by a sock...
