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LeBron James Will Be Targeted by the Lakers, According to Unspecified NBA Execs
October 18, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
L.A. bound. CLEARLY. According to ESPN.com's Brian Windhorst, some NBA executives believe the L.A. Lakers are going to target the Miami Heat's LeBron James when he becomes a free agent in...
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Marc Leder, Romney's "47 Percent" Fundraiser Host, To Throw Another Get-Together for Mitt
October 18, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Remember Marc Leder? The Boca resident, private equity executive, and Patrick Bateman-look-a-like who loves throwing sex parties and hosted the fundraiser for rich people where Mitt Romney famously took a...
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South Florida Is the Least Affordable Large Metro Area in the U.S.
October 18, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Oh, hey, South Florida. Good news! We're number one in being the least affordable place to live in the 25 largest metro areas for moderate income households. Woo hoo! According to...
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Bill Nelson and Connie Mack Debate: Accusations, Lies, and Cows
October 18, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
The one and only debate between Bill Nelson and Connie Mack went down Wednesday night at Nova Southeastern University, and it had all the decorum and civility of the last...
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Alex Rodriguez Might Be Traded to the Marlins, According to Keith Olbermann
October 17, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
According to former ESPN/MSNBC/Current TV personality, Keith Olbermann, the Miami Marlins have been in discussion with the New York Yankees on a possible trade for third baseman Alex Rodriguez. Olbermann says...
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Couple Has Sex On Restaurant Table, Man Arrested For Not Paying Bill
October 17, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Jeremie CaloSo you got a hankerin' for a pulled pork sandwich and a beer and decide to take the wife and kids out for a bite at your favorite restaurant. And...
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Palm Beach to Get New $10 Million Phone System to Help Residents Communicate With Government Officials
October 17, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Getting a hold of a government representative can leave you feeling a little butthurt. Be it wanting to talk about a water bill, or getting a new license plate, or...
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Man Tries To Avoid Jail Time By Punching a Cop
October 17, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Adam Manuel Lee Raicies (Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office)Adam Manuel Lee Raicies, of Tampa, was in court at a 9 a.m. Monday to go before a judge and be sentenced for...
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South Florida Is a Finalist to Host Super Bowl 50
October 17, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Because the weather is awesome and because of beaches and because we do, in fact, rock, South Florida has hosted a record ten Super Bowls. And now SoFla is among the...
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Obama Takes Second Debate While Romney Collects His Binders
October 17, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
A few weeks ago, the first presidential debate took place, in which Barack Obama was replaced by a sock puppet and Mitt Romney was declared President for Life. The Mittbot...
Traffic Checkpoint in Fort Lauderdale Tonight
October 16, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
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Restaurant Manager Allegedly Shoots at Customers Who Complained About the Food
October 16, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Winter Park residents Marshall Phillips and Destin McMahon didn't care for the food they were served at Wazzabi restaurant Sunday night. So they decided to tell their server they were...
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Man With Road Rage Picks On the Wrong Guy, Gets Ass Kicked
October 16, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Jason Espeland (Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office)Jason Espeland had himself a case of road rage. And he paid for it by being on the wrong end of a severe beatdown....
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Mitt Romney's Voucher Medicare Plan Would Be Costly for Florida, According to Report
October 16, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
"Hey girl, I'll fix your healthcare problems with my magic hugs and kisses."According to a report from the Kaiser Family Foundation, a voucher plan for Medicare -- like the one...
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Rick Valdez, Hollywood Commissioner Candidate, to Host Hip-Hop Party
October 16, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Rick Valdez, the Hip-Hop Party candidate. Hollywood City Commission candidate Rick Valdez doesn't want your money. He just wants you to vote. He also wants you to kick it at his...
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Dion Robinson, Youth Football Coach, Slaps Referee During Game (UPDATED)
October 16, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Dion Robinson, a 43-year-old assistant coach for a West Park youth football team, didn't like that a referee called an unsportsmanlike penalty on his team. So, in a perfectly reasonable response,...
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Rick Scott Doesn't Believe Mitt Romney Is Up by Seven in Florida
October 15, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Seven points? Oh, I doubt that. NYAA!!!Maybe it's because he's trying to temper expectations. Or, maybe it's because he doesn't want Republicans to get complacent and stop working. Or, maybe it's because...
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Mom Drunk on Three Bottles of Wine Crashes SUV
October 15, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
(Collier County Sheriff's Office)Here's a heartwarming story of a mom, her kids, and a crapload of wine!A Boynton Beach woman was arrested on DUI charges after she got her wine...
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Mitt Romney Closes Gap on Latino Voters in Florida, Still Lags Nationwide
October 15, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Apparently, Barry Obama's debate performance was so craptacular, The Mittbot has gained some points with Latino voters in Florida. According to a ImpreMedia & Latino Decisions tracking poll released Monday, Obama's...
Palm Beach Transit Bus Cash Sends Thirteen to Hospital
October 15, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
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Dolphins Defeat Rams 17-14, Are Now Tied For First Place In Their Division
October 15, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
The Dolphins are 3-3 and locked into a four-way tie with the rest of the AFC East. Which means either the Dolphins are good again, or the AFC East really,...
Polo Mogul John Goodman to Stay in Jail Through Thanksgiving
October 12, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
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Palm Beach County Absentee Ballots Altered by Printing Error
October 12, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
With November 6 a mere four weeks away, Florida decided it's about time to do that thing where it screws up the election.LET'S DO THIS, FLORIDA! According to Elections Supervisor Susan...
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Majority of Floridians Support Gay Marriage, According to New Poll
October 12, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Oh, Florida. You were off to such a terrible start today (as is the case most days). With this, and then this. But now... you go and do something like this...and...
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Man Returns Used Enemas to Store; the Store Resells Them
October 12, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Ronald Eugene RobinsonA Jacksonville man was indicted on federal charges after he purchased a dozen enemas from a CVS store, used them, put them back into their boxes, resealed them,...
