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Hurricane Sandy Bringing Lots of Wind and Rain Today
October 25, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
If you've been outside yet, you've noticed a couple of things. It's raining. It's windy. It's a little chilly. And it's raining. Mostly, though, it's raining. Yes, the crappy weather this...
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Palm Beach County Voters Still Waiting on Absentee Ballots
October 24, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
A couple of weeks ago, we told you about how 60,000 Palm Beach County absentee ballots got screwed up by a printing error, and how said ballots had already been...
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Barnes & Noble Stores in South Florida Breached By Identity Thieves
October 24, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
The Barnes & Noble in Aventura is one of 10 stores that were breached If you recently made a purchase at one of ten different Barnes & Noble stores throughout South...
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FAU Ranked 31st on Annual Trojan Condoms Study
October 24, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
College students have a lot of sex. This much you already knew.But what you might not have known is that they're being smart about it. Especially here in Florida.Safe sex...
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New Times Videographer Flips Bird on Fox News During Live Broadcast
October 24, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
A "mystery man" with press credentials gave the middle finger to hundreds of thousands of Fox News viewers on Monday. Former General and presidential candidate Wesley Clark was being interviewed...
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Five Things Donald Trump's "Big" Announcement Could Be UPDATED
October 24, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Donald Trump will be making a "very, very big" announcement today that might change the course of the presidential election but probably won't because Donald Trump is an attention-whoring dipshit. But...
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Tropical Storm Sandy May Make a Mess of Things
October 24, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Hey, everybody! More rain on the way! Yoopeeee!! The National Hurricane Center issued a tropical storm watch from Jupiter Inlet down South Florida's east coast to the Keys. No need to...
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Barack Obama Hits Up Delray Beach for Postdebate Rally
October 23, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Photo by Ian WitlenA day after taking a horse to Mitt Romney (or was it a bayonet?) in the third and final presidential debate, President Obama hit up Delray Beach...
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Ozzie Guillen Fired by the Miami Marlins
October 23, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
In keeping with the long and storied tradition of blaming the managers and never, ever the decision-making by the ownership and front office, the Miami Marlins have announced that they...
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Wayne Treacy Sentenced to 20 Years for Beating of Josie Lou Ratley
October 23, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Wayne TreacyBack in July, Wayne Treacy was found guilty of attempted first-degree murder after he attacked 15-year-old Josie Lou Ratley with his steel-toed boots after she taunted him by making...
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Broward County Commission to Vote on Proposed Wage Theft Ordinance
October 23, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Back on October 9, the Broward County Commission debated on instituting a Wage Recovery Ordinance that would help unpaid workers recover their wages when their employers don't pay the correct...
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Palm Beach County Human Rights Council Endorses Obama
October 23, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
The Palm Beach County Human Rights Council, a group dedicated to ending discrimination based on sexual orientation, gender identity and gender expression, have released their list of candidates they're endorsing. Among...
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Obama Wins Third and Final Debate With Horses and Bayonets
October 23, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Round three of the presidential debates was last night. And people who went in expecting to have their asses blown off with the two candidates going at each other for...
John Kerry, John McCain, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, and Free Beer: Things We've Spotted at Lynn So Far
October 22, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
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NBA GM Survey: Heat Will Beat the Lakers in the Finals
October 22, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Good job. Good effort.NBA.com took their annual general manager survey recently and, according to the consensus, the Miami Heat will repeat as NBA champions, this time beating the L.A. Lakers. The...
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Presidential Debate Causes Road Closures, Delays
October 22, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Let's wreck some people's commute for the day! LOLOLOLIn case you haven't heard, there's this presidential debate thing going on at Lynn University in Boca tonight. And, as you might...
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Man Arrested for Throwing a Penny at Democratic Party Office
October 22, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Gary Root (Collier County Sheriff's Office) Gary Root, a 71-year-old registered Republican from Naples, was arrested on a misdemeanor charge after he protested Obama in the most sarcastic way ever. Root was...
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Marco Rubio Slams Lilly Ledbetter Act, Says It Helps "Trial Lawyers Collect Their Fees"
October 22, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Marco Rubio went on ABC's This Week with George Stephanopoulos on Sunday, and did that thing that GOPers do when they don't like what Obama did, but instead of offering...
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Mitt Romney's Blimp Forced To Make Emergency Landing in Davie
October 22, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
(via WPLG Channel 10 News)On Friday morning, WPLG Channel 10 News ran a story of a blimp with the words "America Needs Romney" emblazoned next to a giant drawing of...
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Fidel Castro Might Really Be Near Death For Real This Time, Maybe
October 19, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Fidel Castro Is Dead rumors are about as common as rain clouds over a South Florida sky. It's happened so many times, people hear news of his demise and their...
Obama Signs Disaster Declaration For Counties Damaged by Isaac
October 19, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
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Integrity Florida Is Working to Make Sure State Leaders Make Good On Promises on Ethics Reform
October 19, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
Back in March, the non-profit watchdog group Integrity Florida put out a study that said Florida was number one in terms of being the most corrupt state in the U.S. Their...
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Top 10 Miami Heat Haters in the Media
October 19, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
The Miami Heat will begin their NBA title defense next week. It's been a harrowing journey since the Big Three came together in the Summer of 2010. The whole world...
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Michelle Obama Will Be in Davie on Monday
October 19, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
First Lady Michelle Obama will be speaking to supporters in Davie this Monday, a few hours before the third and final presidential debate takes place in Boca. Michelle is hitting up...
Five Fort Lauderdale Firefighters Arrested in Forged Certification Scheme
October 18, 2012 in The Daily Pulp
